Surfboard Towel – Bitchin’ or Missin’

Missin'

I don't think I need to justify my declaration of the surfboard towel as missin'… lame, lame and even lamer.  These girls give real surf wahines a bad name.  Maybe I am being harsh,  but sometimes ridiculous surf consumerism crosses the line from funny to stupid.  The surfboard towel makes my top ten stupid surf gear list.