Bret Michaels may be a huge washed up VH1 douche bag, but Lost Enterprises doesn’t seem to mind, and sent him a couple pairs of boardshorts hoping he wears them on the show. In case you don’t know, Bret Michaels is the dude from Poison who’s been whoring himself out for fame on VH1 for the past few years. He calls it “love”, but if you’ve seen the show, herpes is the only thing these girls have to offer. In this latest effort, VH1 is calling it “Rock of Love Bus”, and someone at Lost noticed all the sluts were wearing Lost bikinis. (See photo above.) I don’t know if they sent the girls the bikinis to wear, but I was pretty surprised to read they were sending product to Bret, and in turn, hoping to see him wear it on the show. Come on dudes, Bret Michaels?! That man DOESN’T surf. Unless of course you’re talking about the cheesedick silk sheets he buys, and whatever trashy bimbo he’s rolling around in them with. I guarantee that dude wears a leopard speedo with nothing else on but the bandana to hide his balding pattern and the token 1992 Jack Daniels cowboy hat. Where do they honestly find women that are into that douche? It was pleasing to read that maybe Lost had regretted their decision to send him gear, and commented that it was probably better he didn’t wear it. Yeah man seriously, because if I ever saw Bret Michaels dressed up head to toe in Lost product, I’d probably never buy the shit again.
These are the kind of women he’s trying to get his solo music career off the ground with, I mean love Herpes with here… Priceless!
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