“Dude, you get the best barrels ever dude. Just like you pull in, and you just get spit right out of them. Just drop in, just WHA-PACK!, drop down WHAAAA!! Then after that you just drop in, ride the barrel, and get pitted, so pitted”- Local Huntington Beach surfer. I know exactly what this guy is talking about too. I once duded a best barrel ever, pulled in, and WHA-PACKED the lip. Then I dropped in again, and WHAAAA-ED a best ever dude! Then I dropped in one MORE time, and got pitted, so pitted. Pretty standard stuff really, and I couldn’t have explained it to a non-surfing person any better myself.
Matter of fact, I did all of that just this morning taking a huge dump. You know that feeling you get after taking a huge crap? Well imagine if that crap crawled out of the toilet, put on a wetsuit, and then got interviewed on the beach after a quick session. This is exactly what that might be like.
News clip courtesy of Cj Hobgood’s surf blog.
If you’re gonna be a cliché surfing jackass, there’s only one way to do it.
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