It’s one thing to be need of money and selling all your trophies for 10 bucks each (what a rip), but if you buy them, then you’re a total kook. “Dude, check out my trophy collection! Yeah, I won all those at Pipeline in ’94!” While your girlfriend may look impressed at first, she’ll quickly realize that your name isn’t Kelly Slater and that in ’94, you were 3 years old. Baby prodigy? I don’t think so. So let’s backtrack, maybe the guy selling these trophies is the real kook. Who in their right mind would by someone else’s trophies? Or maybe he’s hoping to attract someone just to show them off. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a surfer with 15 trophies. 15 very large trophies. Well, besides half of the world’s population, the other half doesn’t really give a rat’s ass.
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