Caption Contest

Come up with the best caption for the picture shown here and win nothing but glory!

It was spotted in some women’s magazine I was reading, as part of a “Sex Positions” issue. Seriously. Cosmo or something like that.

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Comments

  1. Andy says:

    mr zog’s new sex wax formula, this time it feels 100% real

  2. Heather says:

    I think I just came. That is a real woman’s dream come true right there.

  3. glsurf says:

    You can’t get any better than that. Surfing AND sex. Heaven.

  4. MJ says:

    Tandem surfing has officially gone too far.

  5. GA says:

    This is the ancient Hawaiian rite of pro creation, and the first tandem surfing. ALOHA!

  6. Pat says:

    Finally a way to balance relationships with women and surfing……or maybe its the prone position for tandem shortboarding

  7. Tyler says:

    we’re gonna need a bigger boat!

  8. Amanda says:

    Now THAT’S what I call a backside lipper

  9. mike says:

    lets hope she’s not on her monthly cycle…

    sharks like blood

  10. Declan X says:

    This is the single fin thruster

  11. Edo says:

    Yes I’m sure this is how surf lessons are done.

  12. Dale Rudolph Barlitt says:

    I REALLY NEED THE SURFBOARD????,BUT THE BODY POSITIONING IS QUITE OFF!,GO AHEAD,TAKE ANOTHER LOOK?”SURFERS GET ENOUGH BAD RAPP,PLEASE,LETS NOT GIVE THEM ANYTHING FOR FUEL?”SEND MY BOARD,IM GOING SURFING?,WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!E-MAIL FOR LENGTH,WIDTH,THICKNESS ETC.

  13. Deepak Popat says:

    Thruster? I hardly know her!

  14. kevin says:

    Now thats what I call backdooring the section!

  15. D3 says:

    I hate it when someone drops in right on top of you when going back-side…

  16. Michael says:

    “how to remove wax with your girlfriend”

  17. VC says:

    Firewire: We test our stick-flex with your mom.

  18. Devo says:

    Now THAT”S getting deep in the pocket.

  19. TCS says:

    Bad case of wax-burn?

  20. MB says:

    “yes ma’am, this is how i teach all my surf students to paddle!!”

  21. Alex says:

    Surfboard…$700
    Leash…..$20
    Sex Wax…..$3
    Getting pummeled backdoor in the ocean….priceless

  22. Master says:

    Butthole Surfer

  23. Pat says:

    “FST relies primarily on the PARABOLIC Balsa Rail to control flex while the high density aerospace composite vacuumed to both top and bottom decks provides significant impact strength”

    With controlled flex and significant strenght you can ride just about “anything” on a firewire

  24. Declan X says:

    It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips…

  25. MB says:

    Getting barreled is called the ‘green room’.

    i call this one: ‘the brown room’

  26. glsurf says:

    That’s one hell of a stick.

  27. Doug says:

    I think she wants to ride the longboard!

  28. bob says:

    Whats the worst part about reading Cosmo? Telling your mom youre gay.

  29. tenover says:

    Andrew Kidmans first choice for the cover of “Glass Love”…

  30. Dan Romano says:

    late night at hogwarts

  31. Dan Romano says:

    Tandem taint riding

  32. frank says:

    pay attention or you may take a trip over the balls.

  33. chris says:

    Brazillian wax is best!

  34. E.p says:

    backdoor at pipeline

  35. Ewerout says:

    Its not the size of the wave, but rather the motion of the ocean.

  36. moses says:

    where am i??

  37. herzog sobanski says:

    now lets do the “duck dive”

  38. steven burton says:

    SURFS UP!

  39. Anne says:

    “No, really Ma’am, this is how everyone learns how to surf.”

  40. rick rick rick says:

    JAZZ THE ASS

  41. John McMichael says:

    Stroked and Stoked!!!

  42. moses says:

    is that two dudes???ewwww

  43. Hermslice says:

    practice those dick dives!!!

  44. Daniel says:

    “I didn’t know you like the butthole surfers too!”

  45. javi says:

    the real pigdoggin’

  46. Dave says:

    is that the new surfbang.com logo – should be

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