To Pee or Not to Pee: That is the Question

To pee or not to pee: that is the question;
Whether ’tis warmer in the lineup to suffer
The stink and yellow of our own urine,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To shiver: to freeze;
No more; and by with a quick piss we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation…

…Nothing like a little Hamlet ripoff to preface a nice user poll on peeing in your wetsuits.  Smelly booties anyone?

-P.K.
Keep Leucadia Funky

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Comments

  1. Surfing HQ says:

    I’m all about peeing.

    Hey – speaking of which – I’m selling my 3/2….

  2. Curry says:

    I often find myself in the middle of other sports starting to pee. It’s just not the same on a tennis court…

  3. Ssantoro says:

    Your not a man unless you pee your pants or your suit in this case.

  4. GA says:

    When you’re at least a quarter of a mile out in great surf, and have been there for several hours, the urge to “PEE” takes precedence over paddling in and missing some great waves. I’ve done it, and to have someone tell you they never have, they’re a liar. Remember, fish do it, so why not us, since the Ocean is where all life originated from.

  5. glsurf says:

    But it just feels so ggggooooooodddddd………….

  6. zsugs says:

    peeeing is a no brainer. the real question is: what you do when you get an uncontrollable urge to go #2?

  7. AJ Lamb says:

    Peeing in one’s wetsuit is a must do.
    A good warm pee in da suit is awesome while sitting out in the lineup on a cold winter morning.
    I keep the poop for the toilet tho!

  8. zuesset says:

    just dant take u dump! otherwise, its allgood, HEY, makes the water warm!

  9. maucho says:

    only on a wet wetsuit
    dry wetsuit peeing feels weird

  10. Scott says:

    I get pee block so I make sure I’m all pee’d out before I go. Besides, your wetsuit will last way longer.

  11. Lindsay says:

    everybody pees in there wetsuit. but i hear it attracts sharks agghhh! lol

  12. Official Surfing Dictionary says:

    if you got to go you got to go pee in your wetie

  13. SeaCliff says:

    Ha..well done!

    We’ve got a whole thread going on at NYNJSurf.com on this topic – started by a pretty well written/funny article from a brit surfing website…click here for the discussion:

    http://bit.ly/ayNWif

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