A surfer getting spit out of a barrel won’t get you pregnant

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Metaphor time! If getting barreled is the closest thing to an orgasm, than this is the closest a man will ever get to a woman's. It's common knowledge that a female orgasm last much longer compared to a Male's, and to put this in layman's terms, a man's peak would be compared to a quick tube at the pier. Where a woman's time in the “Spirit World” would be more like Ozzie Wright's ridiculously long barrel in Indo, click here.

Get my drift?

That is the difference between what's happening inside a woman's mind, compared to a males, during an orgasm…

I have no idea who this is, but this is seriously one of the deepest tubes I've ever seen in Mexico that wasn't Puerto Escondido. This has to be the same spot Andy Irons won the “Somewhere In Mexico” Rip Curl event back in 2006. You can watch that swell clicking here. It was Andy and Taylor Knox in the final, and Andy popped a big air for the win. Thinking back, there were so many good barrels in that event that picking a favorite would be like choosing your most memorable orgasm. For a man that's impossible, because they're all equally amazing regardless of who made them happen.

Cheers!

Comments

  1. Terrence says:

    I love your comparison of riding a barrel like this and a female orgasm. It’s a good metaphore and kinda brings some perspective to why some guys live to surf. Since you made the comparison thought I’d share a little something on bringing the waves home to Mama. These people can even make ‘em last for an hour, and orgasm that is. Surf’s Up! http://www.welcomed.com

  2. Pobby Brown says:

    It may not get you pregnant, but what I hear Mexican barrels are full of swine flu these days.

  3. Heather says:

    It’s nice to have the best of both worlds.

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