Grom

Grom surfs North Carolina, and while he's a grom, he's the coolest grom you'll ever meet. We only wish we could surf half as good as this shredder can. He'll be on the net looking for cool and funny surfing stuff, but also talking about what's shaking in North Carolina.

Indo Jax Surf School spreads the stoke!

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If your family doesn't surf at all, there is pretty much no better way to learn how to surf than by getting lessons from a surf camp. And if  you're lucky enough that you do have a family who surfs, have a house on the beach, and were given a surfboard for your third birthday, then let me get this out of the way:  I truly envy you and your craaazy ludicrous good fortune... can your family adopt me?   Right, so... anyways, surf camps are great for those people with no surfing background whatsoever … [Read more...]

A Kook’s Guide to: Not looking like a kook while walking up to your break

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(Sorry Mr. Kook, I know that kookiness is your domain, but I had to do this subject - Feel free to put up any posts using the title "A Kook's Guide to" if you want...) Disclaimer: This is a parody meant to be read by real surfers. But read this as if you were a clueless kook. That is the the only way that this post will be funny. You have been warned. 1. If you are in wetsuit weather, walk up with your wetsuit hanging around your waist. It's a sign that you are too cool to put on your wetsuit … [Read more...]

How to video: short board pop-ups

Above is a video, starring yours truly, showing you how short board pop-ups are done.  Yes I was very bored. I've seen the Youtube videos, and how misleading they are... I'm that sure most of you have seen the video where the guy brings one foot up, then the other. That's a big no-no. I've been where you are confused about figuring out how to get into a standing position without using my feet to prop myself up.  It should be done in one smooth motion. You know how when you first start off … [Read more...]

What not to do with surfboards on top of your car

WIPEOUT!!! A lot of people are idiots. Even surfers. This guy is a great example of a surfer who didn't get his daily dose (let your imagination figure it out...). If I was that guy, the first thing that would go through my mind as the car started tipping is "Oh sh!t!!! The surfboards!!!" Forget the fact that his car is probably somewhat screwed, the boards would have been my first, and last thought. And even though the crash itself was gnarly, the worst part (yes, I know it was funny) was … [Read more...]

“iJoy” watching people make fools of themselves

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An all time low for board sport trainers, the iJoy balance board looks like the biggest waste of money. Ever. Really, you just stand on it, and you set it to an intensity (if that's what you want to call it...) and then - BAM! - it shakes! That thing looks easier to balance on than solid ground! Maybe if it kinda teeter-tottered and wobbled, it would be of good use, but this... meh. An Indo Board (which I have, by the way, and give a full endorsement) would be a much better alternative, and it's … [Read more...]

Sprout: Surfing Movie Review

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Recently, my parents (I'm still a lucky Grom who lives with my mom and pop) started subscribing to Netflix, and amazingly enough, they stock a pretty impressive collection of surf movies! One thing led to another, and eventually I opened my mailbox, totally stoked to see "Sprout" waiting patiently for it's next client, who will no doubt: Pop it into their DVD player, rewind it a few times, pause it for an hour while they do something else, and use as a coaster. "Sprout" is directed and produced by … [Read more...]

Nice Racks!

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I don't know about you, but I seriously had a problem sleeping at night knowing that my precious boards were leaning precariously against a wall. It grinds my gears. But you know what? I decided to make a place wear my boards could sleep at night, feel protected, and not get dinged. So I grabbed a pen and made an elaborate blueprint that was scaled down to every inch. It would serve as my guide to creating epic racks. All you need is: - PVC piping (I used 1 1/2 inch) - PVC T-fittings - One … [Read more...]

Foam for thought: The forgotten link

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While I was surfing one bright, summer morning, I decided, "It's only going to be knee-high, so I'll bring my longboard so I'll be able to catch the waves."  That morning the water resembled a mirror, and every so often a sizable stomach-chest high bomb set would roll through.  They were definitely shortboardable, but I had my longboard.  But when I would take a few hard strokes, stand up, and glide down the face, as though caressing the wave, and stay with the beauty of nature almost all the … [Read more...]

A Kook’s Guide to: Driving with your surfboard, without looking like a kook

Disclaimer: This is a parody meant to be read by real surfers. But read this as if you were a clueless kook. That is the the only way that this post will be funny. You have been warned. Unless you're the lucky bastard who lives a stone's toss away from the beach, most of us have to drive to get to the beach, and - most of the time - we have to bring our surfboards with us (although there is that crevice beneath the pier...). Here are some tips for you kooks for driving with your surfboard (yes, … [Read more...]

Don’t skip the beach when it’s “Flat,” Soul Ride!

With a little luck, hard work, and hope, you can turn a flat day of surf into a very memorable session. Let me explain. I showed up at the beach at 7:30 am, and met up with three other friends of mine. I, who looked at the forecast and expected small - if any - surf, brought my glorious eight-footer (all my friends brought shortboards or fishes). We looked across the white sand and into the early sunlight and saw NO waves... except a small line of whitewater a couple hundred yards down the … [Read more...]