Messy Jesse

Messy Jesse has been surfing all his life. He's lived in both Southern California, and Hawaii. Perfect Honolua Bay is by far the best wave he's ever surfed, and Corpus Christi, TX is without a doubt the worst. Preferably a shortboarder when the waves are on, and a 5'11 squash tail at a little over 2 inches thick will fit a Newport peak just fine. When the waves are off, and you still wanna get wet, a 9 foot log is just as fun. A talented surfer on both a short board or long board is equally amazing, but when it really, really comes down to it... Six foot hollow 54th on a paper weight is the only way to boost!

Celebrities who surf? – Hayden Panettiere

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Does "Heroes" tv-star Hayden Panettiere surf? Hmm.. I'm guessing she probably surfs about as much as Ice-T does, but here she is carrying around a Cordell surfboard under her arm. It doesn't look like there's much for waves behind her there, and I'm sure that was more of an exploring session than surfing. But, that's cool though! She's putting herself out in the ocean, and that's a good start. More than I can say for the skimmers! I'm joking, really... Hayden Panettiere is an active celebrity against … [Read more...]

A surfer getting spit out of a barrel won’t get you pregnant

Metaphor time! If getting barreled is the closest thing to an orgasm, than this is the closest a man will ever get to a woman's. It's common knowledge that a female orgasm last much longer compared to a Male's, and to put this in layman's terms, a man's peak would be compared to a quick tube at the pier. Where a woman's time in the "Spirit World" would be more like Ozzie Wright's ridiculously long barrel in Indo, click here. Get my drift? That is the difference between what's happening inside … [Read more...]

Think your local break is crowed? Try going out in this:

Think Lower Trestles is crowed? Check out this clip I came across on YouTube today of somewhere only Satan knows because I can't read the language description. From the looks of things, it must be Hell. Why would anyone even want to paddle out in that?! I don't know about you, but I'm not really into getting fins run across my calves or surfboard noses in my eye. Talk about having a nervous breakdown. I'd probably end up killing someone. That someone most likely being my own face when I throw my … [Read more...]

Mark Healey’s got Brass Balls: Dailystoke Exclusive Interview

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You may have seen Mark Healey in the February 2009 issue of Surfer Magazine, surfing this new slab of a wave called the Yeti. You've probably seen him riding a bull, pictured here. BUT you sure as sh!t have have not seen him jumping! out! of! a! perfectly! good! airplane! Watch the here. Insanity. We caught up with Mark after being avid followers of his Quiksilver blog. So here goes... DailyStoke.com: I noticed on Healey's Weekly Waimea Update there seems to be a recurring question about how old … [Read more...]

Nathan “Noodles” Webster still totally rips.

Remember Noodles? He was on the world tour at one point, and then kind of fell off on the scene for a bit. Well, he still completely rips (of course) and this is a feel-good clip of him cruising through Australia on a motorcycle scoring pretty much perfect beach breaks. If you can find anything to complain about here, then something is seriously wrong with you, dude. You're way too uptight, and maybe a new-found drug habit might chill you out.. By drug, of course I mean warm summer tubes, because … [Read more...]

Chris Ward declared Jesus

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He wears Converse too! Lost Enterprises always comes up with entertaining advertising campaigns, and their take on The Last Supper is no different. This is "The ...Lost Supper", and you can easily spend 15 minutes admiring all the extra items tossed in. That, and trying to figure out what team rider is which apostle, with Chris Ward playing Jesus, of course. According to myth one of the apostles would betray Jesus, and you can try & figure out which team rider it is by clicking here. You can … [Read more...]

Dean Randazzo isn’t slowing down for sh*t

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People tend to forget about New Jersey's most successful professional surfer in history, and the only one to ever compete on the WCT level, until he was stricken with cancer in 2001. I'm talking about Dean Randazzo of course, and his ongoing battle with Hodgkin's Lymphoma Disease. Despite ongoing set-backs from time to time the dude is still ripping, and even more importantly his cancer foundation continues to raise money for other victims of the rare disease. Hodgkin's makes up for less than 1 … [Read more...]

Simply Simpo- Brett Simpson Training

This is Brett Simpson training to be the best possible contest surfer he can be. Ian "Kanga" Cairns is helping him out, and I think it's safe to say that dude knows a few things about professional surfing. After Timmy Reyes, Brett Simpson is probably Huntington Beach's next best hope for a world champion. Both are highly unlikely in my book, but Simpo most definitely rips, and I've been wrong before. Kind of like how I'll think eating at Taco Bell is a great idea, and then later that night I'm trapped … [Read more...]

Classic Bruce Irons footy

This is some old throw-back footage of Bruce Irons talking about wanting to win all the money he can while still young, and then getting barreled for football fields. It's amazing how light he can be on his feet while surfing such powerful waves. At times it looks as if it could blow him right off his board. Wait, that came out all wrong. What I mean is the dude looks like he's not even standing on his board, as if hovering above it, and then somehow rips through a full rail cutty sending buckets … [Read more...]

Question: How can I order a custom surfboard?

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Owning a custom made surfboard will always rule over a shelf bought stick. It's the delusional feeling that somehow your small input made this board work as well as it does. No store bought board could ever ride this good, because you weren't there to put your two cents in on the design. This is all horseshit of course, but whatever it is, riding a surfboard made especially for you feels good. Rusty Surfboards has now made it very easy for you to achieve this, and broke down the basic ordering process … [Read more...]