Thanks for the warning – Dumb Surfer Signs

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Why are there such dumb surfer signs?  Here is one I saw recently.  Gee, thanks for the warning. It's not a shark, per se, but a...tuna. And fortunately, it's not going to take off your leg, just a chunk of it. But you've been warned, surfer dude. … [Read more...]

Justin Matteson Gets Ass Kicked at Nightclub

Justin tells the story how, when he was in South Africa for a surf trip, he cracks his ankle and gets his lip busted open.  The is very important stuff in the world of surfing, more important than Kelly Slater winning again...     … [Read more...]

Wow. This sucks big time. It’s like getting slammed at the Wedge

Wow. Bodyboarding can be really, really cool, and there's even The Wedge, a surf break made especially for spongers. This guy, however, really gets it. And it's just a really, really shitty situation. Check out the vid. It also reminds me of this … [Read more...]

Toes on the nose with Google Garth, Nintendo Wii balance board

Toes on the nose with Google Garth, Nintendo Wii balance board

Ridiculous surfing consumerism part 7,532.... Ok, so first of all, the Nintendo Wii balance board surfing is about as close to surfing as a computer can get.  But why are these 2 german dudes from the center for artifical intelligence riding over … [Read more...]

Get out of our house, Yahoo! Jordy Smith Rodeo Flip the BEST MOVE EVER!!

Get out of our house, Yahoo! Jordy Smith Rodeo Flip the BEST MOVE EVER!!

Why is it that people who don't surf are narrow-minded? Check out this link to a Yahoo video talking about how a Rodeo flip is the "best surfing move ever." No doubt it's extremely hard, but I don't think it's the best surfing move ever, it's too... … [Read more...]

Pearling (on a boat) Funny Shiz

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Wipeout of the Week Ok, we're not going to rag on these folks for riding in a boat. No, we're not going to do that. We're not going to say: "well, I'm sure that's fun, but you shouldn't have been riding a boat in the first place.". No, we're not … [Read more...]

Taj Burrow Getting Tossed in France

It's always fun to see the top guys get their salads tossed, just the same as we mere mortals.  This one comes to us courtesy of Billabong.  Here's top Billabong team rider Taj Burrow puttering around in a small playful Basque country beachy in … [Read more...]

Taj Burrow surfs Firewire and Drinks Foster’s Lager

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Taj Burrow, pictured here, surfs a Firewire, and drinks Foster's Lager (of course!). Mr. Spectator just drinks Foster's, according the belly shot in this photo. If Taj keeps it up, we have a good idea what he'll look like in 20 years. (Courtesy of … [Read more...]

Hawaiian SUPerman

Hawaiian SUPerman

A slightly funny take on Californians invading Hawaii, as well making fun of SUPerman. … [Read more...]

Pipeline Isn’t the Only Rad Thing About Surfing…

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...Smokin' hot dumb blonds are one of the best things about surfing. Watching and talking to them rules. This is Tashia McIntosh, and she's trying to win "Miss Transworld Surf". Which is the magazine's never-ending search for hot chicks in … [Read more...]