Okay, so most of the surfing world already knows that Alex Knost is a guy you either love or hate. You can admire his surfing both on a longboard, where his unique style and progressive surfing is almost unrivaled, or on a shortboard, where he can hang with the best. Ultimately, it will be his personality and character that pull you into his camp or make you want to puke. I fall into the latter group. His surfing is admirable, but his on land persona has much less appeal. He is the hipsters' … [Read more...]
Alex Knost unplugged, the world pukes in its collective mouth a little
Perils of pearling while “surfing”
Ahh yes. Goat boats. We're sure it's quite a rush to surf down the face of a wave in a big mofo of a boat. But, as any kook knows, pearling happens from time to time. It can be rescued. You've got to push yourself off of the deck of your board etc. etc. Anyway, that's a LOT harder to do when you're surfing with a mammoth, 40 ton boat. Sucks to be, umm, all of them. Serves them right for (probably) taking over the break. … [Read more...]
Surfer Attempts to dig to China – ridiculous surfing sh!t
I have just lost 8 minutes of my life that I will never ever get back and you can too!! I would point out that surfing fitness should never, ever be done on the beach. Don't you agree? I mean, in the 8 scintillating minutes that I spent watching this one, I was really thinking "Fark - I could probably log the waves that are breaking behind them." My favorite moment in the video is when the surfer attempts to dig to China, on the very front of his foam-top board. I know what the surfer is thinking … [Read more...]
What not to do with surfboards on top of your car
WIPEOUT!!! A lot of people are idiots. Even surfers. This guy is a great example of a surfer who didn't get his daily dose (let your imagination figure it out...). If I was that guy, the first thing that would go through my mind as the car started tipping is "Oh sh!t!!! The surfboards!!!" Forget the fact that his car is probably somewhat screwed, the boards would have been my first, and last thought. And even though the crash itself was gnarly, the worst part (yes, I know it was funny) was … [Read more...]
Think your local break is crowed? Try going out in this:
Think Lower Trestles is crowed? Check out this clip I came across on YouTube today of somewhere only Satan knows because I can't read the language description. From the looks of things, it must be Hell. Why would anyone even want to paddle out in that?! I don't know about you, but I'm not really into getting fins run across my calves or surfboard noses in my eye. Talk about having a nervous breakdown. I'd probably end up killing someone. That someone most likely being my own face when I throw my … [Read more...]
“iJoy” watching people make fools of themselves

An all time low for board sport trainers, the iJoy balance board looks like the biggest waste of money. Ever. Really, you just stand on it, and you set it to an intensity (if that's what you want to call it...) and then - BAM! - it shakes! That thing looks easier to balance on than solid ground! Maybe if it kinda teeter-tottered and wobbled, it would be of good use, but this... meh. An Indo Board (which I have, by the way, and give a full endorsement) would be a much better alternative, and it's … [Read more...]
Hot surfer chick totally shreds, dude
Normally we make fun of this ridiculous stuff. But in this case, it's actually kinda hot. Me Gusto mucho! … [Read more...]
Surf Fail – Colorado River edition
Next time you're out on a chest to head high day and the wind switches a little bit sideshore, "ruining" the perfect oil glass that you were already surfing for several hours, consider just how lucky you really are. There are people in this world who take great pleasure in surfing absolute garbage. In the above clip you'll see locals of one of the finer breaks along the Colorado river, stoked out of their gourds on surfing ripples that would easily be rivalled by any crossing boat wake. I get … [Read more...]
How to Duck Dive. With real live ducks!
Hehehe. Too funny. … [Read more...]




