There's a surfing-like activity that is all the rage for surfers that are battling flat conditions (ie. None of us, right now) and for dumb kids finding themselves far from surf: car surfing. Don't do it. Don't let your younger brother do it. The guy in this video is just totally asking for - oh, wait, he actually gets it, hard. A whole bunch of kids keep doing it, and the results are just plain stupid. Yeah, it's fun for about 15 seconds, and then you wipeout and it's not fun. Like Teahupoo, sort … [Read more...]
Why you don’t lend your boards to Beginners
For anyone planning to start surfing, it’s a good idea to buy a used or epoxy board that can take a beating. And, before you paddle out don’t be afraid to ask a local where to get in and out of the water. This dude’s next lesson will be in ding repair. [Editor's Note: Yeah - trying to look cool is the number one reason, in my mind, why people tend to look like kooks, especially when starting out. Everybody who has been in the water started as a kook. The key is to recognize when you're kookin' … [Read more...]
Childhood Memories
Remember that first big wave (to you) as a kid playing in the surf? The first glimpse at a wall of water growing before your eyes and bearing down on you? That moment when you were either brave and playful with it, or freakin' panicked!? For many, these were the childhood experiences that shaped their lifelong fear or love for the ocean. In this clip we spy good ol’ dad supplying lifelong memories for his family at Baja‘s K38. Hell of a ride for the kids in this dinghy - I wonder who was … [Read more...]
There are a couple of ways to get hurt in big surf…
... And honestly, this a kind of stupid way to get hurt. It looks like a blast to do, but imagine being hurt while you do it: "How did you break your neck? Where you surfing Shipsterns Bluff and you wiped out onto the rock shelf?" Then you try to come up with a reply that sounds like you where actually doing something that sounds Indiana Jones-like: "I was, uhhh, standing on this concrete platform, by where the waves break, and uhhhh, I heard this wave coming, so I uhhhh ran for edge, and uhhh, … [Read more...]
Ryan Hipwood has Skillz. Yes, I said “skillz.”
This guy must have been like the happiest guy in the world when he made this drop. He looked like a freakin' bird! He probably like had the biggest block party that night just for that wave. It was just amazing how he stuck the landing like it was an ollie. Most people fall when that step ladder catapults them into the abyss. But keep in mind that he's strapped to his board. Guys who surf Mavericks have no chance with airdrops (except a few immortals) because the wind catches the board and … [Read more...]
Kite surfer gets flown away
I never really felt the inclination to learn how to kite surf. It looks too hard. Surfing is hard. But you don't need to carry a load of crap with you. And it looks like a lot of work to stay upright on that board. This commercial is actually pretty funny, but it absolutely makes NO sense. How does a kite surfer getting, uh, "flown" away (watch the clip first), have anything to do with friends "coming and going?" Was that kite surfer a friend of the people taping this? Is karma real? What? … [Read more...]
Why We Watch Maverick’s Videos
Why do we watch videos of Mavericks? Excellent question! I'm glad you asked. To start with, we watch videos of Mavericks to see people surfing in the ugliest weather and most unimaginably vile water. I want to see clouds that invoke images of judgement day and dark grey/green water hiding sea monsters or maybe something more innocuous like a great white. Next, and even more important than the first, is big, big surf. Surf that makes you cringe in fear for both the surfers and the people … [Read more...]
For those of you who can’t make it to Hawaii this winter
I'm sick of trying to pretend to be stoked for each and every friend who seems to be flying off to Hawaii for a few weeks this winter. Hasn't the economy sh!t the bed? Where the hell do all of these slacker friends of mine find the time off and money necessary to spend a few golden weeks on the North Shore? For those of you who are heading over there, enjoy yourselves, be safe, smart and courteous, and don't forget to tip your waitress. Oh, and most importantly, don't forget to f@ck yourselves! For … [Read more...]




