Aamion Goodwin got burned & injured at Pipe by some Kook

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Kauai boy Aamion Goodwin copped one of the worst beatings amongst pros after being dropped in on at Pipeline.  As you can see in the various frame grabs, Aamion pulled in super deep into a big grinding left.  He tucked in, set his rail, and began charging through for the daylight at the far, far end of the tunnel.  Unfortunately for him, some unknown shoulder hopping douchebag thought it would be nice to drop in a few seconds later and take the elevator drop straight to the bottom.  Said douche … [Read more...]

A Kook’s Guide to: Not looking like a kook while walking up to your break

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(Sorry Mr. Kook, I know that kookiness is your domain, but I had to do this subject - Feel free to put up any posts using the title "A Kook's Guide to" if you want...) Disclaimer: This is a parody meant to be read by real surfers. But read this as if you were a clueless kook. That is the the only way that this post will be funny. You have been warned. 1. If you are in wetsuit weather, walk up with your wetsuit hanging around your waist. It's a sign that you are too cool to put on your wetsuit … [Read more...]

Surfing Rules and Surfing Etiquette Signs

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At my local beach break, there are no surfing etiquette signs, and it shows. Today, I was dropped in on by about 5 people, even though I whistled, occupied the corner and let other pulses slip past to clear out the masses. A sign is needed. I have three pet peeves, and I'd bet you share them: 1 - Dropping in 2 - Snaking 3 - Being in, or standing in, the takeoff zone. Not that you needed reminding, but here are some nice little surfing etiquette or surfing rules signs. They all kinda say … [Read more...]

The effect of women in the surfing lineup

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I'm probably going to chatch sh!t from Hot Wahine or Julia is Stoked for this, but what-EEVVVer! Women, girls, female surfers, surfer chicks (or just surfers, I guess) in the lineup have an interesting effect on the lineup, largely because where I surf, for every girl, there are ten guys. The effect is that guys generally stop peak hoping, dropping in, glaring, yelling or otherwise bitch at each other. I think this is because the girls have a calming effect on the other surfers. You're not going … [Read more...]

GO SURF: Surfing Book Review

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Did you know Captain Kook, I mean Cook (with a C), discovered surfing for the Europeans in the 1700s?  The things we learn from instructional surf books....  I Just finished reading GO SURF and watching the 30-minute virtual coaching DVD that comes with the book.  This is a pretty good instructional surf book for beginners and more experienced surfers looking for a review of the fundamentals: it covers everything from basic stuff (standing up, punching thru waves, takeoff, speed and control) to … [Read more...]

A Kook’s Guide to: Driving with your surfboard, without looking like a kook

Disclaimer: This is a parody meant to be read by real surfers. But read this as if you were a clueless kook. That is the the only way that this post will be funny. You have been warned. Unless you're the lucky bastard who lives a stone's toss away from the beach, most of us have to drive to get to the beach, and - most of the time - we have to bring our surfboards with us (although there is that crevice beneath the pier...). Here are some tips for you kooks for driving with your surfboard (yes, … [Read more...]

Leash or No Leash…My Vote

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There are two schools of thought - or two different debates - when it comes to surfing.  One: Longboarding or shortboarding? Longboarding is better. That one's easy.  Moving on to the second: Leash or No Leash? I thought I'd cast my vote in this debate (er, school of thought), since the first one is an open-and-closed case...right? Here's what I say:  if you are a longboarder who does helicopters or spins on your board nonstop, then I could see where a leash would get in the way.  And props … [Read more...]

How do you know you’re kookin’ out?

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Let me tell you the ways. … [Read more...]

Top surfing misconceptions

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Below is a list that I compiled that showcases many misconceptions that non-surfers make regarding surfing as a sport, surf culture, surfing gear, and other surfing related things. *sigh* If only they knew... 1. Surfing is easy! "All you do is stand up on a board!" Which is all you really need to do because surfing is hard enough just standing. 2. Surfers are stoners. That's Ridgemont High bull crap. Only some surfers are stoners... right? 3. Surfboards are indestructible. Maybe … [Read more...]

Drunk at the Wavepool: Shots n Tubes

The mission: Get hammered Invade the wavepool Tie up/Pay off/Enlist the power controller Turn it on full blast Charge it! Yeah! **I don't know what's up with the guy at the end. … [Read more...]