Funny sh!t

Balance cannot be taught! Right?

Oh, No… Kelly Slater, Andy Irons, Tony Hawk, Shawn White, and any other board-sport pros, were born with good balance. They didn’t spend years falling on their asses trying to learn the sport. They just hopped on and ZAM! They were pros! Because regular people can’t do what they do! They’re like superheroes! They are superheroes!

If you think this? You’ve got some serious learning to do. The guy in this posting claimed that his balance issues prevented him from being able to stand on it! Well, here’s the news: so does everyone else who ever tried to skateboard, surf, snowboard, whatever! I seriously doubt that this guy has a physical encumbrance because he’s shown in the picture standing on the board. This post is from my locale, so anyone from Wilmington don’t buy this board, let this guy learn how to skate and fall on his ass trying. He needs to feel pain. Or, better yet, let’s bypass the painful concrete wipeouts and go surfing instead. Duh.

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