Funny sh!t

Matix Clothing calls out Spencer Pratt

MTV douche bag, Spencer Pratt, from “The Hills” was recently photographed wearing a pair of Matix surf trunks, and they’re not happy about that at all! As you probably already know, Spencer Pratt is a soulless fame whore, and any hardcore surfing company would be completely bummed to see him in their product. “We don’t want kooks like him in our gear”, and “we are already in a tough economic time and we don’t need some silver spoon asswipes like Spencer in our shit hurting sales even more!”. Makes perfect sense to me. If word got out on the beach that Matix hooks up Spencer Pratt with surf trunks, nobody would wanna be caught dead in their product. I wouldn’t! Luckily for Matix, not a lot of surfers keep tabs on Spencer Pratt, and this should go by pretty much unnoticed by the surfing world. Until now of course! But it’s clear that Matix isn’t backing this at all, and wants nothing to do with him.

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