Cool sh!t
Aesmo’s new snowboard…
Snowboarding just got a little bit more like surfing with this new grip tape/wax like snowboard decking. Looks similar to the bottom of a golf shoe, and grips onto the bottom of your boot. I’ve always felt that snowboarding was closer to the act of surfing rather than skateboarding, because of the rail carving aspect of it. Now with no straps connecting yourself to the board, it just got a little closer. I’m not sure how well this actually works though, and I seriously doubt it will become very successful. Snowboarding works a hell of a lot better being connected to your board. But you never know, and it’s always cool to see people coming up with new designs. It’s a major improvement on the “Snurfer” style horseshit though. Remember those things? What a joke…why do these people waste their time? I can’t stand stupid sidelines sh!t like this. Like the snakeboard skateboard, and other half-ass “extreme sports” Mountain Dew nonsense like that. It’s always some limp dick buster that can’t cut it at whatever sport he’s ripping off that comes up with this these things. Because I mean, it only takes half the talent to conquer it, and that’s exactly why everyone dismisses it as a joke. Point made: nobody is laughing at surfing, skating, or snowboarding. The Snurfer on the other hand, hilarious. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not just hating and I love to see new things. But most of the time it’s total sh!t, and if these people had just put all the time they wasted on whatever catchy name they came up with into the actual sport they’re mimicking, they might be pretty good at it, and getting tubed in Mexico.
What do you think the judges are basing the scores off of? Their haircuts? What their butt looks like in those pants?
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I dont know why you have to hate so much that thing would be fun in powder. And more hate on the snurfer, Where do you think the snowboard came from?
I don’t think you did your history check right on your article. “It’s a major improvement on the ‘Snurfer’ style horseshit though. Remember those things? What a joke…why do these people waste their time?” The Snurfer was not a “waste of time”, Snowboarding in fact is an evolution of the Snurfer. Try using Wikipedia before writing your next article you fucking idiot.