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Caption Contest

By Surfing HQ · February 12, 2010
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Come up with the best caption for the picture shown here and win nothing but glory!

It was spotted in some women’s magazine I was reading, as part of a “Sex Positions” issue. Seriously. Cosmo or something like that.

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42 comments for “Caption Contest”

  1. mr zog’s new sex wax formula, this time it feels 100% real

    Posted by Andy | April 25, 2009, 9:13 am

  2. I think I just came. That is a real woman’s dream come true right there.

    Posted by Heather | April 25, 2009, 9:15 am

  3. You can’t get any better than that. Surfing AND sex. Heaven.

    Posted by glsurf | April 25, 2009, 9:24 am

  4. Tandem surfing has officially gone too far.

    Posted by MJ | April 25, 2009, 6:46 pm

  5. This is the ancient Hawaiian rite of pro creation, and the first tandem surfing. ALOHA!

    Posted by GA | April 26, 2009, 12:38 am

  6. Finally a way to balance relationships with women and surfing……or maybe its the prone position for tandem shortboarding

    Posted by Pat | April 26, 2009, 5:17 am

  7. we’re gonna need a bigger boat!

    Posted by Tyler | April 26, 2009, 6:47 am

  8. Now THAT’S what I call a backside lipper

    Posted by Amanda | April 26, 2009, 7:04 am

  9. lets hope she’s not on her monthly cycle…

    sharks like blood

    Posted by mike | April 26, 2009, 7:07 am

  10. This is the single fin thruster

    Posted by Declan X | April 26, 2009, 10:53 am

  11. Yes I’m sure this is how surf lessons are done.

    Posted by Edo | April 26, 2009, 8:29 pm

  12. I REALLY NEED THE SURFBOARD????,BUT THE BODY POSITIONING IS QUITE OFF!,GO AHEAD,TAKE ANOTHER LOOK?”SURFERS GET ENOUGH BAD RAPP,PLEASE,LETS NOT GIVE THEM ANYTHING FOR FUEL?”SEND MY BOARD,IM GOING SURFING?,WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!E-MAIL FOR LENGTH,WIDTH,THICKNESS ETC.

    Posted by Dale Rudolph Barlitt | April 27, 2009, 5:39 am

  13. Thruster? I hardly know her!

    Posted by Deepak Popat | April 27, 2009, 9:28 am

  14. Now thats what I call backdooring the section!

    Posted by kevin | April 27, 2009, 2:05 pm

  15. I hate it when someone drops in right on top of you when going back-side…

    Posted by D3 | April 27, 2009, 3:02 pm

  16. “how to remove wax with your girlfriend”

    Posted by Michael | April 27, 2009, 4:49 pm

  17. Firewire: We test our stick-flex with your mom.

    Posted by VC | April 27, 2009, 5:03 pm

  18. Now THAT”S getting deep in the pocket.

    Posted by Devo | April 27, 2009, 7:11 pm

  19. Bad case of wax-burn?

    Posted by TCS | April 27, 2009, 8:38 pm

  20. “yes ma’am, this is how i teach all my surf students to paddle!!”

    Posted by MB | April 28, 2009, 12:53 am

  21. Surfboard…$700
    Leash…..$20
    Sex Wax…..$3
    Getting pummeled backdoor in the ocean….priceless

    Posted by Alex | April 28, 2009, 8:17 am

  22. Butthole Surfer

    Posted by Master | April 28, 2009, 9:40 am

  23. “FST relies primarily on the PARABOLIC Balsa Rail to control flex while the high density aerospace composite vacuumed to both top and bottom decks provides significant impact strength”

    With controlled flex and significant strenght you can ride just about “anything” on a firewire

    Posted by Pat | April 28, 2009, 10:34 am

  24. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips…

    Posted by Declan X | April 28, 2009, 10:51 am

  25. Getting barreled is called the ‘green room’.

    i call this one: ‘the brown room’

    Posted by MB | April 28, 2009, 5:36 pm

  26. That’s one hell of a stick.

    Posted by glsurf | April 29, 2009, 7:29 am

  27. I think she wants to ride the longboard!

    Posted by Doug | April 30, 2009, 9:06 pm

  28. Whats the worst part about reading Cosmo? Telling your mom youre gay.

    Posted by bob | May 2, 2009, 3:26 pm

  29. Andrew Kidmans first choice for the cover of “Glass Love”…

    Posted by tenover | May 2, 2009, 4:44 pm

  30. late night at hogwarts

    Posted by Dan Romano | May 2, 2009, 4:45 pm

  31. Tandem taint riding

    Posted by Dan Romano | May 2, 2009, 4:47 pm

  32. pay attention or you may take a trip over the balls.

    Posted by frank | May 2, 2009, 5:09 pm

  33. Brazillian wax is best!

    Posted by chris | May 2, 2009, 9:05 pm

  34. backdoor at pipeline

    Posted by E.p | June 26, 2009, 12:16 pm

  35. Its not the size of the wave, but rather the motion of the ocean.

    Posted by Ewerout | August 29, 2009, 9:10 am

  36. where am i??

    Posted by moses | August 31, 2009, 4:35 am

  37. now lets do the “duck dive”

    Posted by herzog sobanski | August 31, 2009, 7:09 am

  38. SURFS UP!

    Posted by steven burton | August 31, 2009, 6:03 pm

  39. “No, really Ma’am, this is how everyone learns how to surf.”

    Posted by Anne | November 19, 2009, 10:27 am

  40. JAZZ THE ASS

    Posted by rick rick rick | November 19, 2009, 9:19 pm

  41. Stroked and Stoked!!!

    Posted by John McMichael | November 20, 2009, 8:52 am

  42. is that two dudes???ewwww

    Posted by moses | November 21, 2009, 7:34 am

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