So based on this particular gem of a sign cluster, no matter what the hell you do, you’re farked.
First sign - Top Left. “There’s overhead waves.” You are warned not to be caught inside. Do NOT be caught inside. AHHHHHH! That’s what the surfer is saying. And not only that but it appears his leash broke.
Second sign - “It can get flat around here.” You are hereby warned that if can get flat around here. Do NOT be caught surfing when its flat. AHHH! That’s what the surfer is saying about “Lake Pacific”. That or, he’s saying: “I can’t stand it when it’s flat.”
Third and Fourth Signs - “Locals will throw snowballs at you in the winter. Locals will throw rocks at you in the summer. Either way….”
WELCOME TO OUR SURF BREAK!!!
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In the upper left sign the locals will also throw snowballs at you while you’re caught inside with your leash broke. Rough place to surf.
the only warning people need is this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7COJ3yywIEA
teaches everyone everything you need to know