Surfrider condoms come cheap!


$1.36 for an eight-pack ain’t bad! Then again they’re hand-me-downs, but maybe you’re the one that used them? F#ckin’ litter bug, pick up your trash! The Surfrider Foundation put together an ad campaign called “Catch of the Day” packaging various waste products commonly found on our beaches, which was recently profiled on They wanted to package the shit, and then display it neatly next to the normal seafood items at markets. Pretty awesome really, but what grocery store is going to display vacuum sealed used condoms next to the Alaskan King Crab? “Yeah let me get a dozen crab legs, and some of that seafood flavored chewing gum.”

That’s funny, because I once told my Grandma the condom in my wallet was chewing gum. This was back in Jr high when kids did stupid shit like carry around condoms when they know damn well they’ll never use them.

You can see other Surfrider packaged garbage by clicking here.

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Messy Jesse has been surfing all his life. He's lived in both Southern California, and Hawaii. Perfect Honolua Bay is by far the best wave he's ever surfed, and Corpus Christi, TX is without a doubt the worst. Preferably a shortboarder when the waves are on, and a 5'11 squash tail at a little over 2 inches thick will fit a Newport peak just fine. When the waves are off, and you still wanna get wet, a 9 foot log is just as fun. A talented surfer on both a short board or long board is equally amazing, but when it really, really comes down to it... Six foot hollow 54th on a paper weight is the only way to boost!

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