Metaphor time! If getting barreled is the closest thing to an orgasm, than this is the closest a man will ever get to a woman’s. It’s common knowledge that a female orgasm last much longer compared to a Male’s, and to put this in layman’s terms, a man’s peak would be compared to a quick [...]
Just when you thought it was dead in the water… our friends at Surfers Village picked up on a bit of gossip from Australian Surfing Life - Kelly Slater’s “Rebel Tour”, AKA the breakaway tour, AKA the Champions Surf Tour, is alive and kicking.
“According to those rumours, the CST has signed a slew of surfers [...]
After more lay days than this addict can take without going crazy, the Billabong Pro Teahupoo finally resumed competition on Monday. With a three foot swell in the water and waves expectedly on the rise, the decision was made to wrap up Round 2 and jump into Round 3.
Let’s jump to the day’s highlights:
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Following his career low result at the Quiksilver Pro on the Gold Coast, where Kelly Slater was ousted by wildcard Quiksilver team rider Julian Wilson, leaving him with an equal 33rd, Slater has decided to call it a year. While he has not suggested he will be retiring for good, he has decided to [...]
The Andy Irons of last season is gone. We got the chance to sit down and talk shop with the new Andy: laid-back, chillaxed and definitely stoked on being away from the ASP World Tour - at least for now. The three time World Champ was touring for the premiere of A Fly in the Champagne, which documents [...]
In the TrannyWorld article documenting the much hyped Kelly Slater and Andy Irons “Fly in the Champagne” trip, everyone’s favorite action sports announcer, Sal Masekela, leaves off with an interesting cliffhanger of an ending. Sal suggests, “People wonder what it will take to keep Kelly on tour. I say a truly focused Andy [...]
I came across an old throw-back mixed footage (some never before seen) clip of Bruce & Andy Irons, Mick Fanning, Joel Parkinson, and Kelly Slater on the Runamuk blog. According to Runamuk it’s some old used/un-used footage they’ve gathered from the last couple years filming. Well.. They put it together, threw in some Block Party, [...]
Duuuuuuude, I’m so stoned! Lost Enterprises released their 2009 board line Click Here To View, and there’s definitely a few gems. My favorite board is this 1997 limited edition remake of the fish Cory Lopez, Chris Ward, and Andy Irons were riding while filming the first 5′5″ x 19 1/4. If you smoked enough weed [...]
While watching the Quiksilver Pro on the Gold Coast last night, I had quite a few chuckles at Brazilian, Jihad Khodr’s expense, as every time one of his hands was raised above waist level, the commentators for the event were calling it a claim. They were mostly heckling him and having a bit of fun, [...]
Weeeeeeeeee! It looks like Andy Irons is making the most of his free time off the tour. This is a clip of him jumping out of a helicopter, and parachuting down to the beach in Tavarua like how James Bond might do coming in for a mission.
“Irons, Andy Irons.”
-That’s my horrible James Bond reference while [...]