Please don’t drop in, friends

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Its time for the best caption contest, post a comment for the best caption for this photo.  Winner will be chosen by the dailystoke staff, and will get bragging rights for eternity. … [Read more...]

Seen on Craigslist – Surfboard Bag Shoulder Strap for $10!

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It never ceases to amaze what people will do to earn surfing gas money. On Craigslist, you can get some sweet deals. It's the tool of choice for selling a used surfboard. Apparently for a Santa Monica surfer, it's also a place to sell a Surfboard Bag Shoulder Strap for $10. In case - you know - you lost yours. Comes with a free bar of Tropical Sex Wax! Actually, no it doesn't, but you kinda half expect to be comped. … [Read more...]

Introducing the “Surf Simulator”

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According to it’s UK promoter, Corporate Leisure International (http://www.corporateleisure.co.uk/), the ‘Surf Simulator “gives you the opportunity to ‘ride the tube‘ without getting your feet wet“. Huh? A sign the Corporate world is REALLY out of touch? Nah, just another way to have fun at a party. CLI, an event business, also offers among others: snowboard, jet ski, and magic carpet(?) “simulators”. The best part? Like a mechanical bull, simulators are controlled by an operator … [Read more...]

What to do when the surf is flat

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Break out the 80s pants and go car surfing, of course! Actually, come to think of it, I know of no surfer that likes to car surf. For more ridiculous antics of hillibilies, check out this vid of car surfing. It's a Darwin award winner for sure! … [Read more...]

Sick playmobil surfing

This video is sick and should be shown to groms and budding surfing filmmakers everywhere. I haven't played with Playmobil in like, three months! The tubes are basically perfect. Love it. … [Read more...]

Surfer Attempts to dig to China – ridiculous surfing sh!t

I have just lost 8 minutes of my life that I will never ever get back and you can too!! I would point out that surfing fitness should never, ever be done on the beach. Don't you agree? I mean, in the 8 scintillating minutes that I spent watching this one, I was really thinking "Fark - I could probably log the waves that are breaking behind them." My favorite moment in the video is when the surfer attempts to dig to China, on the very front of his foam-top board. I know what the surfer is thinking … [Read more...]

Surfing in Florida can be flattening

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Florida goes off between September and November, and back again in the spring. Well, actually, that's pretty much the whole east coast. And for those of you who didn't know, South Florida is the unfortunate beneficiary of the Bahamas, which sit a couple of hundred miles off the coast of Florida, blocking the powerful depressions that would ordinarily deliver sweet swell. And you thought it was flat in California! … [Read more...]

Roof Surfer – yup – this is pretty dumb

Poor guy. I think I did something like this when I was youger. I watched this clip for about 10 minutes. Just sayin' … [Read more...]

Vasa Surf Paddling Machine Thingy

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Are you one of the 12 people worldwide that has the Vasa Surf Paddling machine in your apartment or Malibu beach house? Send us an email at info@dailystoke.com - we'd love to hear from ya. I am VERY VERY close to actually buying one, and my wife doesn't know. Hehehe. It's been so fricken flat around here, I'm thinking it's worth it. There is nothing - nothing! - worse than paddling out and then weakling out after about 30 minutes cuz your triceps and back aren't used to paddling after a couple of … [Read more...]

Coming to a Surf Break Near You….This Guy!!

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That's perfect form....and he popped right up without disturbing any of the papers on his desk! Ohhhhh wait a minute...is that an Indiana Pacers poster in the background, maybe he wont be at a surf break near you, thats way landlocked. … [Read more...]