Thousands of sharks shut down Florida beaches


Holy, shit! See all those black spots? Those are sharks, and there are about a thousand of them making their annual migration south. Beaches in South Florida had to be shut down as hundreds of sharks made their way through the surf while the rest of the pack hunted off shore. They put on quite a show for the beach-goers and lifeguards. You can watch the insane news clip by clicking here.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. What the hell is going on with all the sharks lately?!?! Are we living in some kind of post-apocalyptic war time, and nuclear-bred sharks are going to take over the world? Does anybody remember that Simpsons episode where all the dolphins took over the land, and forced humans to live in the ocean? Does anybody remember how Homer won that war? We might need it…

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Messy Jesse has been surfing all his life. He's lived in both Southern California, and Hawaii. Perfect Honolua Bay is by far the best wave he's ever surfed, and Corpus Christi, TX is without a doubt the worst. Preferably a shortboarder when the waves are on, and a 5'11 squash tail at a little over 2 inches thick will fit a Newport peak just fine. When the waves are off, and you still wanna get wet, a 9 foot log is just as fun. A talented surfer on both a short board or long board is equally amazing, but when it really, really comes down to it... Six foot hollow 54th on a paper weight is the only way to boost!

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